I plan to launch a brand new calculator service tomorrow. ((Photo courtesy of The School House))
I think you’re really really going to like it.
Want a hint?
It’s going to help you with a case that rhymes with “Schmogilvie.”
I was waiting on two attorneys walking through a settlement last week while at the Oakland Board. Applicant’s counsel had added some unusual language. ((Photo courtesy of Joriel “Joz” Jimenez)) The Judge read it aloud to the hearing room:
Defendants shall make payment before Christmas.
Oh, and… the Applicant was Jewish. :)
