These aren’t the breads you’re looking for
I went grocery shopping this weekend and stopped by the bakery area to pick up some bread.1
I asked the clerk, “Do you have any pumpernickel bread?”
She responded, “What kind?”
“Any kind of pumpernickel of absolutely any type.”
Her answer: “No.”
- Photo courtesy of jumbledpile [↩]
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